Whalecum 2 mah blawg.

skypestripper:

snapchat must be fun for hot people

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

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fandomhopper:

HORSES ARE SO WEIRD THEY ARE LITERALLY THE WEIRDEST ANIMALS EVER OH MY GOD THEY RUN AROUND ON THEIR FINGERNAILS

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2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

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deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

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dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

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unclefather:

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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