Whalecum 2 mah blawg.

neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

neildegrassetyson:

neildegrassetyson:

So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

  • It’s a mug
  • When you put hot liquid in it
  • It changes from solid black
  • To
  • Pictures
  • Of
  • My
  • Face

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benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

(Source: chacunmesgouts)

tokomon:

"She was art. She was sent to save us…and we destroyed her."

angelanthem:

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

ultrafacts:

More facts? Follow the Ultrafacts Blog!

(Source: garlogan78)

annanicolesmithvevo:

backdoorteenmom:

hillbillys actually have blogs, they are very real, and they are very scary

no joke this is like %90 of the people around me they are terrifying in person

annanicolesmithvevo:

backdoorteenmom:

hillbillys actually have blogs, they are very real, and they are very scary

no joke this is like %90 of the people around me they are terrifying in person

(Source: realgrumpycat)

ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

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